The Redskins: A “Sort-Of” Team
Section: Sports | by Razor Stubble Guy: Woodsie | October 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
One thing everyone needs to know is that all of us Razor Stubble Guys live in the Washington, DC area. Three are natives (Hollywood, Suave and Malibu); I’m the token transplant from the Midwest. I’ve been here for a decade now, so I’m told that I’m practically a native.
This means we’re Redskins fans. And if you follow the NFL, you know how hard it is to be a ‘Skins fan nowadays. Don’t get me started! Add in to the fact that my Bears and Buckeyes lost, too, and last weekend was truly a disappointment.
But I digress. As you’ll discover, that happens with me quite a bit.
Anyhow, we came across this article at one of the best sites for humor on the Internet: The Onion. The headline says it all:
Redskins Hold Press Conference To Announce They Are Still Sort Of A Football Team
The “article” is brief, yet accurate. And devastating. Makes me wish we weren’t taking on the Eagles next week for the Monday night game. Hopefully the extra day will make a difference. It’s one more day farther away from calling bingo that our new “play caller” will have, so there’s something anyways.
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